Lorem ipsum...translated?

    Most of us have, at some point, seen Microsoft's sample paragraph text. This text is commonly referred to as the "lorem ipsum" because the first two words are...lorem ipsum. The entire script is in Latin, and can be translated. I went out of my way to translate it with Google Translate- Latin (alpha.)
    Here is the full text. Scroll down for the (awkward) translation.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Maecenas porttitor congue massa. Fusce posuere, magna sed pulvinar ultricies, purus lectus malesuada libero, sit amet commodo magna eros quis urna. Nunc viverra imperdiet enim. Fusce est. Vivamus a tellus. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Proin pharetra nonummy pede. Mauris et orci. Aenean nec lorem. In porttitor. Donec laoreet nonummy augue. Suspendisse dui purus, scelerisque at, vulputate vitae, pretium mattis, nunc. Mauris eget neque at sem venenatis eleifend. Ut nonummy. Fusce aliquet pede non pede. Suspendisse dapibus lorem pellentesque magna. Integer nulla. Donec blandit feugiat ligula. Donec hendrerit, felis et imperdiet euismod, purus ipsum pretium metus, in lacinia nulla nisl eget sapien.
Donec ut est in lectus consequat consequat. Etiam eget dui. Aliquam erat volutpat. Sed at lorem in nunc porta tristique. Proin nec augue. Quisque aliquam tempor magna. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Nunc ac magna. Maecenas odio dolor, vulputate vel, auctor ac, accumsan id, felis. Pellentesque cursus sagittis felis. Pellentesque porttitor, velit lacinia egestas auctor, diam eros tempus arcu, nec vulputate augue magna vel risus. Cras non magna vel ante adipiscing rhoncus. Vivamus a mi. Morbi neque. Aliquam erat volutpat. Integer ultrices lobortis eros. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Proin semper, ante vitae sollicitudin posuere, metus quam iaculis nibh, vitae scelerisque nunc massa eget pede. Sed velit urna, interdum vel, ultricies vel, faucibus at, quam. Donec elit est, consectetuer eget, consequat quis, tempus quis, wisi.
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    And here...is the translation. 

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    Now how strange is that? Apparently Microsoft has their own legion of off-the-cuff Latin-speaking programmers. We should all be proud, though, that they attempt to make nonsense rather than the majority of America who can do it without a thought.
    If you would like to replicate this for your own use, enter Microsoft Word (2007 or later, as far as my own research goes) and type =lorem() then press enter. If you would like to format by sentences/paragraph, you can type it as =lorem(10,1) with the 10 in this instance being the number of paragraphs and the 1 being the number of sentences per paragraph.
    Happy, uhh...wasting time. Yep.